YOU EVER BE PEEING IN A URINAL AND A DUDE COMES UP AND PEES IN THE ONE NEXT TO YOU DUDE MY PEE LITERALLY FREEZES UP IT WONT COME OUT UNTIL HE LEAVES
even worse when the dude comes up and starts pissin in the same urinal im using like No Manners
thats like my only good high school story really other than parties but like those were not at school
the worst punishment i ever got in high school was when my family went to hawaii without me my senior year and actually expected me to go to school during those two weeks and lol i skipped them both and like got away with it?? like my teachers didnt ask me anything??? until my aunt caught me like 4-5 months later skipping one morning and ratted me out to the school and then the school was like oh yeah why was he absent for two weeks and she raged omg
you know what i got
one day of ISS and i spent it taking xanax with my friend courtney
idk how that worked out the way it did
aw yeah. sports. with the balls. did you see him do that thing ??? and then when he didnt get the thing ???? man. sports are so intense
Oh my god I’m in white suburbia and I forgot about the old people who tuck their shirts into their khaki shorts oh god please stop
so a bunch of alcoholics who dont smoke came over last night and i gave them all a gravity bong and every single one of them had no idea what to do with themselves it was so cute
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
(Source: geeksotospeak, via mydeadlysin)
my friend ben has passed out on my bean bag chair and hes snoring and i kinda wanna slap him lol but thats mean
